Greetings from the North Pole, Part XX

December 2022

My dearest Children,

Once more around the Sun, and it’s Christmastime again! The Practicalities, first: The Rome Clan’s gifts were mismarked for Minnesota. Our twin Doublecheckers, Dothea and Crossby Thorogood, caught the mistake only moments before the Sleigh departed. Rather than resort to elfin Magic to reroute the gifts, they used much older method: a Favor. They consulted with our lead Rerouter for the Italian Peninsula, Linguina Pacchetta-Eubetta, who learned of Master Nick Waddell’s pending visit. Gwin reached out to the Seminary, and he has agreed to bring the the Old Man’s gifts on Our Behalf, along with those from Minnesota. All’s well that ends well, as they say—and there’s none better that Dot and Cross when it comes to Is and Ts like these!

It has been cold in Minnesota—a White Christmas, indeed, with Polar temperatures and winds to boot. Quite a contrast to a balmy winter in Rome! Although Everyone is now of age in terms of All Things Christmas (save Masters Augustine and Charles, who are as yet Too Young to have many questions), your Watchers still check on occasion.

Brendan, Becky, and the Boys: What a blessed home you’ve made already in the Eternal City! As you’ve no doubt noticed, Children are in Short Supply there, but young Augie’s bright blue eyes and boundless Energy, and the perfect, plump Adorability of “Chuckito-Burrito,” as his Dziadzi calls him, will water seeds in the driest of hearts. Continue to witness to the Joy of Family Life, my Friends—the world Down Below is in Dire Need!

Master Gabriel: The Winter has not been kind to your Car or your Pocketbook, but as you know well, it matters little! Your calling to join the Franciscans will bear fruit in the coming months, and these problems melt away with the Snow now that the days are lengthening again! You and your Younger Brother have always been Good Boys; now you are both becoming New Men in profound ways. The Sisters of Our Lady of Perpetual Winter pray daily for you both, as they do for all budding Vocations. Well done, Master Trevor, on your first semester of College Seminary classes!

We are so proud of you, as well, Miss Emma, for finding Studies you love in Bismarck and for committing to your church’s Missionary Trip this winter. Serving those in need will no doubt make a Deep Impression on your Heart, dear one. Let it. Like any scar, Hearts that are broken from Love heal stronger!

And Miss Lily: My, but you have embraced your Role in Christmas well this Winter! Keep up the Good Work—you help to keep the magic of the Season alive for young and old alike! But always Remember: The Magic of Christmas can only point to the Meaning of Christmas…the great gift of our Savior, born a Babe in a manger. St. Nicholas believes in Him, and so must you, or it’s all just bubblewrap and tinsel!

But here I am again, running long on Words and short on Paper. One final Note, if I may: The lovely Miss Bell Doubletree and I have taken numerous sleighrides in the past year—not in THE Sleigh, of course!—and our courtship is progressing wonderfully. Another year or two and we could be engaged, if ol’ Tuggs (her father) and Miss Matchwright (our elfin Matchmaker) approve—a whirlwind Courtship by our standards! We elves move quickly in Everything, save romance! Wish me God’s good providence!

For my part, I wish you only the Happiest of Christmases and a blessed New Year!

Yours Still and Always,

Q

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Greetings from the North Pole, Part XIX

 

Christmas 2021

My dearest Children,

How wild the Whirlwind blows for you who live Below! Here it is always one white and wonderous Winter, but you must deal with Seasons and Wardrobes changing, travel plans, illnesses, and who knows What Else! Even the most energetic Elves can lose the Thread that connects the Start of Human plans to their End. Truly, I am glad you were able to come Together in Bismarck, God willing in good Health and full Vigor!

But your question of Thursday morning was well-placed, Miss Lily! You asked whether old Santa would visit your home in Minnesota, or Bismarck, or both. As usual with such things, your Father was correct: We try our Level Best to deliver Everyone’s gifts to Where-They-Are, not Where-They-Were or Will-Be. Our elfin Routers are constantly calculating and recalculating the most Efficient path to the homes of all Believers, always taking into account the latest information from the Watcher Corps. Since your Family’s plans were up in the air until just a few days ago, the Gifts and Routing naturally could not be finalized until Your Father and Brother tested free and clear of sickness!

It may please you to know that last-minute re-routes are expedited by two Roving Routers—identical twins Felicity and Ezekiel Fleetfoot (Fliss and EZ, we call them!). Not only are they quick on their Feet, as their surname suggests (descended, as they are, from a long line of Messenger Elves), but they can finish each other’s Thoughts and Sentences, which makes last-minute changes a breeze!

Still, mistakes happen: Thus there is a Gift missing from Mistress Becky’s delivery, and only a card in its place. (Our apologies, Dear One!) Fliss discovered the issue—a lost note from the Kitchens of Mrs. Claus to the Makers’ Workshop—and her brother thought to simply ship the final gift to Minnesota when it was finished to reach Becky when she arrives for the New Year. EZ does it, as they say!

Masters Brendan, Gabriel, and Trevor; Miss Emma Rose and Lillian; and dear Becky: You continue to do such Good Things in this tilted World, putting your Gifts to use for Our Lord and His Kingdom. We all serve Someone—even jolly St. Nicholas!—and he is Most Pleased that you continue to choose the Good almost always! I am blest to be your Scribe and would dearly love to continue writing for you (and the Next Generation—bless me!) for years to come!

But things do change as the Children of Men age, and what must Be shall Be. Miss Lily has now reached double-digits and had new Responsibilities to take on regarding All Things Christmas. Ask your Father in a quiet moment, young One—and do not be alarmed if he gets a bit emotional. He has always been Softer than he appears.

A final Note: I mentioned in last year’s Letter a certain Bell Doubletree, who holds my tiny Heart in her nimble Hands. I am overjoyed to share our Courtship has begun—which also means I am now spending time with her Father, Master Tuggs, learning all things Harness, Hoof, and Horn. (Antlers, actually, but I am a Scribe, and fond of alliteration.)

I wish you only the Happiest of Christmases and a blessed New Year!

Yours Still and Always,

Q

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Greetings from the North Pole, Part XVIII

Christmas 2020 

My dearest children, 

The Blessed Day has at last arrived, and this most unusual Year is drawing to a close—not a moment too soon, I think, for you living Down Below. One of the great Blessings of life here at the Pole is that (aside from Reindeer Flu and the like) we are generally free of your Human illnesses. The so-called inhospitable climate of the Great White North, coupled with our natural Isolation, has rendered the Great Pandemic of 2020 moot. Would that were true for you! 

And yet Christmas has come to the Thorp Clan, on time and glittering for all that, with a deep cushion of new snow for soft landing all around—thank you, Lily, for your White Christmas wishes! You have all been entirely Blessed this year—all working or in school in a more-or-less Normal Fashion (for Humans, at least), all Healthy, and with a brand-new Wee One to extend the Thorp line. Welcome and well-met, Master Augustine! I shall await next year’s Duty Board (tell your Father, “Yes, he said ‘dooty’”) to see if I am named scribe for the Bismarck Thorps, as well—but in the meantime, the joy of Master Brendan and his beautiful bride brings into sharper focus the desires of my own Heart for Love and Family. Yes, after decades of waiting, there is a Girl, with lovely long hair and warm, smiling eyes like those of Mistress Becky! Her name is Bell, the youngest daughter of ol’ Tuggs Doubletree’s harness-making brood, a rough and rowdy lot. Miss Bell does the finest filigree tooling on Santa’s sleigh bells, and she is just as brassy and joy-filled as her name suggests. I shall have my hands full should my Desires one day be realized—but first, a Date would do! 

But enough of me and my concerns: Lily, you have a couple as-yet Unanswered Questions—though I believe if you read back through past letters (14 years…bless me!) you would find you are not the First to ask these Things! I believe you asked how Santa enters homes without chimneys (a more and more common Phenomenon these days), and how the various reindeer from the great Poems and Songs are doing. 

May I take the latter question first? I hope you won’t be too disappointed to know (as your sister was and does) that those earlier reindeer are No Longer with Us. Naturally, they are long passed—unlike Elves, who, though mortal, are miraculously long-lived, our Reindeer are just deer—bodily and animated creatures, well attended by Doc Vendy and others to be sure, but not the least bit magical in Themselves. Other deer have long since taken the place of Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, et al—just as there were countless generations before them—but all from the same stock and all with a Fearless Disposition with regard to treading clouds and windswept rooftops! 

Indeed, nothing at the Pole is rightly conceived as magical in the Human senses of the world. Reindeer cannot fly by illusion and or sleight of hand, like that of your performing Magicians—and of course, St. Nicholas would not have even a whiff of occult nonsense or pagan Mumbo-Jumbo mixed up in his Business. Heaven forbid! What passes for magic to your eyes is really an extension of Our Lord’s teaching that, if you have Faith the size of a Mustard seed, you could move mountains. As you might imagine, if you have enough faith as to tell a Mulberry Tree to plant itself in the Sea and watch it do so, you must be Very Careful what you wish! Thus when I write of elfin mathematimagicians and aeroanimages, spells and magic, what I really refer to extreme Precision and Persistence in Prayer. We are thorough and detailed in what we ask of God’s providence and plan, in order that the miracles of Christmas as you know and love it may come to pass each year with scarcely a Ripple in the Cosmos, despite that we are doing grand and wonderous Things! Indeed one of the great Myths of life at the North Pole is that, when Master Kringle takes to the skies, we elves celebrate or take our rest. Not so! When the sleigh departs, all of us—young and old, of every trade—join Fr. Aloysius and the Sisters of Perpetual Winter for an all-night vigil including Midnight Mass, caroling and Adoration, that our plans be good, true and beautiful, and that God’s will be done through them! 

Nearly out of paper from rambling, and I still have the question of how the Old Man enters homes without a chimney. In retrospect, I see I’ve answered twice before, so I will share my 2016 reply in hopes that Mistress Lily and the Family might revisit the old letters: 

St. Nicholas goes where he wills, in whatever form is required: a tall and saintly bishop, a plump and fur-clad toymaker, a wisp of Christmas Spirit swirling on a winter breeze. Doors and locks are no obstacle for him—a chimney, a vent, or even a keyhole is as good as a doorway if we wished to enter!

You elder Children have made us proud here at the Pole: Master Gabriel with his missionary service and prayerful simplicity, Miss Emma—Rosebud, as your Father says—spreading Joy and expanding your Horizons at the University of Mary (or Merry, as the case may be!), and Master Trevor sharing music and growing in knowledge and faith at a new school this year. Our Watchers never tire—and never tire of watching you. May God continue to bless you now and in eternity—stay close to Him, and you will weather the Storms of This World unscathed. A very Happy Christmas to you all!

Yours Still and Always,

Q

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